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In yesterday's The Age: an article about The League of Bald Headed Men (sadly not published on the Internet).

I especially love their club anthem, Baldman Song, to the tune of the Monkees' I'm a Believer:

I thought going bald was just for older guys
Meant for someone else but not for me
Hair fell out and left me
My head began to gleam
I'm a bald man, you know what I mean
Then I shaved my pate
Now I'm a receder
Not a trace
Of hair on my head
I'm all bald
I'm a receder
I couldn't grow it if I tried

And if you wonder why this article attracted me in the first place: